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In Which Our Hero Discusses (Or Chooses Not to Discuss) His Schemes

“Oh, another one of these posts.”
I hear you cry.
It’s true that a large amount of what I post on this blog is lamentations on the fact that I don’t post more, accompanied by promises to do so, though I’ve long since stopped apologizing for it. As an update, for people who found a business card […]

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“The Cashier’s Christmas”

Here’s a short film I made for Christmas. You could watch it in this post, but you really should watch it in HD on Vimeo, because it looks much better and there are word jokes that are hard to see in SD.

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A Solution to Thinking

I want to listen to a single song while I take my last final exam of the year.



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Ain’t it Cool News & Mascott

I just had my first articles go up over at Ain’t it Cool News. I think that makes me a real journalist now, guys!
Well. Kinda.
I’ll be putting more up there throughout the week, so just hold onto your britches. Before I can put up a post about NYCC here on, I’ll be finishing up […]

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The Family Reunion: A Mascott Recap of How I Met Your Mother – Season 8, Episode 2 – “The Pre-Nup”

The Family Reunion

Hey internet. How was your week? Good? Yeah. I’m glad. Mine too. It was pretty good. I hope it wasn’t good enough that you missed this week’s How I Met Your Mother, because if that’s the case I’m about to spoil the shit out of it.

The episode starts with something that always happens at the beginning […]

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On My Business Cards and the Stressful Art of Their Creation

I remember reading once, in the nebulous thousands of articles of varied subjects that I’ve partaken of over the years, that the toughest part of starting any career is choosing the design of your business card.
Of course, for someone whose title happens to be “Freelance Columnist,” it is somewhere between ten and ∞ times harder. I had […]

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The Family Reunion: A Mascott Recap of How I Met Your Mother – Season 8, Episode 1 – “Farhampton”

The Family Reunion

When I wrote for the now defunct, my regular column was a weekly recap of The Walking Dead, a fantastic show on AMC that I’m sure you’re already aware of. The column ran until the site ceased operations at the end of February, and I really enjoyed doing those weekly articles. I was told […]

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