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The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had: Announcing Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Trilogy

Judge – “Sorry I’m late everyone. The delays have been terrible and traffic has been out of control all week. Anyway, let’s get this on with. Court is now in session in the trial of Capcom and Level-5 versus the Nintendo 3DS owning people of the United States of America. Would the prosecution like to […]

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Runner2, Need for Speed, and the Art of the Asynchronous “Fuck You”

Have you guys been enjoying BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien? You should give it a shot, because it’s a lot of fun.

Let me take a moment to stray from the point I haven’t even hinted at making to say how wonderful I think the BIT.TRIP series was, as a whole. Beat, Core, […]

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So Long, 1UP

I don’t know exactly when I started reading 1UP.com, but I do know that it was before I ever visited Kotaku, Gamasutra, or even Penny Arcade.
It was probably sometime after I asked my dad to buy me a copy of EGM while he was in the checkout line at Blockbuster.
It was definitely before I won that sweepstakes […]

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Mascott vs. The AFI 100

For about the past three years, I’ve written a lot about movies. I mean look at this whole page of now completely dead working links! It’s certainly not as much as most of the people I’ve worked with, who currently do it to live, but certainly more than I would have imagined writing when I started. […]

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In Which Our Hero Discusses (Or Chooses Not to Discuss) His Schemes

“Oh, another one of these posts.”
I hear you cry.
It’s true that a large amount of what I post on this blog is lamentations on the fact that I don’t post more, accompanied by promises to do so, though I’ve long since stopped apologizing for it. As an update, for people who found a business card […]

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“The Cashier’s Christmas”

Here’s a short film I made for Christmas. You could watch it in this post, but you really should watch it in HD on Vimeo, because it looks much better and there are word jokes that are hard to see in SD.

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Aliens: Colonial Marines article up @ Ain’t it Cool News

Why not take a look over there for my thoughts on what I saw?
NYCC – Mascott Has Plenty Of Chest-Bursting Love For What He Sees Of SEGA’s ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES

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